September 18, 2014   5 notes

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September 17, 2014   573,096 notes

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

therainbowgorilla:

visambros:

tiredestprincess:

zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week

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September 17, 2014   58,575 notes

“ What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly? ”

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

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September 16, 2014
September 16, 2014   1,180 notes

baq5:

my new remix is out, get it while it’s hot!

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September 16, 2014   14,290 notes

scottfoss:

I asked my roommate what she would wish for if she were a magical girl in Madoka, and then this wonderful mess poured out of her mouth.

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September 16, 2014   38,674 notes

GIRLS ARE SO PRETTY AND I AM A PILE OF SEAWEED

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September 16, 2014   371 notes

wtnv mbti types

steveeugenecarlsberg:

  • cecil palmer: enfj
  • carlos the scientist: intp
  • steve carlsberg: infj
  • dana cardinal: infp
  • tamika flynn: intj
  • kevin: esfj
  • lauren mallard: entj
  • hiram mcdaniels: estp
  • faceless old woman: istp

I’m Carlos, which explains a lot.

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September 15, 2014   12 notes

spoopycecil:

iiii just got up at 6 am to discover that my driving lesson is tOMORROW wo w

Just pretend that your flying a spaceship. Very slowly.

September 15, 2014   2 notes

To be honest, I would confuse Night Vale for Modesto too.